last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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