new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Randomize
