I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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