oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
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just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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