But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Randomize
