just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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