Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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