Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
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There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
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He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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