38 yer olds are good kisserssss
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
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you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
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You just missed an honest to god bukkake
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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