ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
His nipple licking is glorious
Randomize
