I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Randomize