Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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