bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
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I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
porn star boner night. come get it.
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He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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