So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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