My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
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Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
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I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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