So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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