what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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