i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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