it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
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I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
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I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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