i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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