While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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