We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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