Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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