You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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