I must be too annoying 4 u.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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