it was a shit show
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she looked like the bat from fern gully.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
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shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
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I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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