yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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