I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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