so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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