you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
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Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
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She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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