Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
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Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
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He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
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