He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
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every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
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AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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