Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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