I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
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it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
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Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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