omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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