like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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