tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
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Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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