Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
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Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
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Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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