That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I just want nice things and good sex
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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