Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Randomize
