Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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