Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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