I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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