Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
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Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
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As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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