3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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