I like to think it a success when the cops are called
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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