tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
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Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
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Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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