Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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