oh god the rape fog is back!
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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