All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
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Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
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My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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