i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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