I'm pants shitting drunk right now
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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