yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
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unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
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the girl whose rug I peed on is here
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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