Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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