What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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